The continuous shot, if directed properly and the actors stay on point, is one of the most impressive feats in filmmaking but this opening scene of Boogie Nights is still one of my favorites. There’s so many moving parts. Amazing cinematography, you meet every major character and Paul Thomas Anderson delivers rich exposition without once coming off heavy-handed. I’ve never seen 3 minutes go by so fast. Fucking brilliant.
A while back, Tommy and I thought of a sketch where we play a two guys who run a talent agency for celebrity speakers. The joke was that when the speakers showed up, they were dwarves dressed as the celebrities … Continue reading →
This is one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen. I will admit, I would give anything to see just one of these band boners take a helmet to helmet hit from Jadeveon Clowney mid-tuba toot but I will … Continue reading →
INT. CAFE I clearly have a brain tumor. I have all the symptoms. I have a headache, there’s a small bump on my head and my vision is blurry. I did just rub my eyes really hard to avoid conversation … Continue reading →
Here’s a new side project sketch called “Samesies”. If you want to read the script for some ridiculous reason you can find it under the “Scripts” tab at the top of this page. New Bird Text sketch coming soon as well!
Chris O’Connor, Christian Alsis, Aaron Nevins, Darryl Charles, John McKeever, Antanas Retskys, Elise Thomson-Hohl, James Hesky, Tim Butterly, Sonia Zambrana, Nicole Yates, Dave Metter.