Chubby Friend Script

For auditions, I’m usually brought in to read for the part of chubby friend of a hansomepants millionaire.  I can’t share the actual scripts so I’ve written my own to give you the full experience.

Now if this was a real audition I would be playing the “Jeffery” character and “Trent” is like John Hamm or some other fat-dicked hump puppet.

Read: LOLZIES in the City-3

Adam Devine’s House Party

Thanks to everyone who watched last night.  I’ll have links up soon of the entire performance.  Until then, check out this cool GIF Comedy Central made of my face. I have a new sketch coming next week and more updates to the website soon.



– John


Long Shot

The continuous shot, if directed properly and the actors stay on point, is one of the most impressive feats in filmmaking but this opening scene of Boogie Nights is still one of my favorites. There’s so many moving parts.  Amazing cinematography, you meet every major character and Paul Thomas Anderson delivers rich exposition without once coming off heavy-handed.  I’ve never seen 3 minutes go by so fast. Fucking brilliant.

New Sketch

Tommy came to me a while back with this concept and I just scripted it out for him.  Amazing acting here from Chris O’Connor, Jacquie Baker and, of course, Tommy Pope.